1. George Washington :
What he gave up? Choppin’cherries
What he couldn’t give up? Taking names and kicking ass.
2. John Adams:
What he gave up? Doing shit atthe last minute
What he didn’t give up? Hedgehogging
3. Thomas Jefferson:
What he gave up? Writing lettersto his pen pals in France
What he didn’t give up? Poppin’ cherries
4. James Madison:
What he gave up? Signingarticles with the name ‘Publius’
What he didn’t give up? Callinghis ‘pen’ mightier than Washington’s ‘sword’
5. James Monroe:
What he gave up? Finishing thelyrics to his song ‘Era of Good Feelings’
What he didn’t give up? TheMonroe Doctrine… stay the f%&@ outEurope!
6. John Quincy Adams:
What he gave up? Dairy [See what Andrew Jackson didn’t give up]
What he didn’t give up? "The Art of making Love..." like a Yankee
7. Andrew Jackson:
What he gave up? Dodgingbullets. Why dodge when you can just make the gun not fire?
What he didn’t give up? Huge ass blocks of cheese
8. Martin Van Buren:
What he gave up? Being born as aBritish subject.
What he didn’t give up? Competing in the 1st Annual World Beard Championships
9. William Henry Harrison:
What he gave up? Wearing a hatand jacket.
What he didn’t give up? Pneumonia.
10. John Tyler: (this dude is kind of boring...)
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